the hannibal kink meme continues to be the most unintentionally hilarious thing on the internet
i have more OT3s than OTPs
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
The thing about fauchelevent okay, the thing with fauchelevent.
is not ONLY does he get confronted by this dirty great beefbus of a man, who has a fairly dead looking child slung over his shoulder and is thrusting money at him and screaming nonsense in his face, who has appeared out of fucking nowhere in the middle of a sacred place where he Should Not Be
NOT ONLY is he confronted by this bizarre apparition and just takes one look at him and just immediately goes all ‘oooooh M madeleine oooh’
he then pretty much follows that up with ‘so baby did it hurt?’
‘what’?
‘when you fell from heaven?’
FAUCHELEVENT
what if you could enter your favorite tv show like in a virtual reality kind of way
and you had your own character, storyline, development, love interest, etc.
and you interacted with the other characters and everything was just like the real show
but then you could just be like ok time for dinner and log out and go eat pizza or something
*lol* But I can beat that. I named my male turtle Emma. But I didn’t know that he was male when I got him. We all thought he was female. *haha*
my best friend named her female bunny “lillebror” which is swedish for little brother because she thought it was male ;DD
emma is a cute name for a boy :)
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
A FRIEND’S 10 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER GOT A KITTEN FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE NAMED IT
KAI-UWE
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD SOMEONE SEND HELP
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
why is pollination not called floral sex
friendly reminder that john winchester
- knew that sam’s girlfriend was killed by the same thing that killed mary and didn’t bother to contact sam
- couldn’t be bothered to pick up the phone when sam called him to tell him dean was dying
- actually yelled at sam for not shooting him to kill azazel
- made sure that his last words were to tell dean to “save sam or kill him”
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
yooooooo my ma made some banana/raspberry-milk
Ad for German chain of do-it-yourself stores “Hornbach”
“You can be everything but clumsy.”
(x)
I love how Hornbach’s claim translates to “There’s always something to do” (or someONE in this case, hah)
HOLY SHIT THIS CAMPAIGN IS FUCKING INCLUSIVE
I’M MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH HORNBACH
“You helped rebuilding Germany. So don’t let other tell you how to renovate”
“There’s nobody who is allowed to tell you that you can’t do it. Nobody but your project.”
