I genuinely can’t decide who I want to be more.
Comedians who own my heart: Chris Addison
50 perfect people (in no particular order) | [18] Chris Addison

Chris Addison speaking German is so weirdly hot I cannot get over it.
If you understood what he said, you’d be laughing too hard to find it sexy.
WHAT WAS HE SAYING
TELL US
I’m not 100% sure because of all the background noise, but I think it was:
“oberschichtige, berühmte, englische Currywurst” = upper class-y (?), famous English curry sausage
“offensichtliche, beschämende, egoistische Currywurst”= obvious, humiliating, egoistic curry sausage
“orangefarbene, bestechliche, ehrgeizige Currywurst”= orange-coloured, corrupt, ambitious curry sausage
he sure knows a lot of adjectives
Chris Addison speaking German is so weirdly hot I cannot get over it.
If you understood what he said, you’d be laughing too hard to find it sexy.