

I want hair like this so, so badly. It looks like mermaid hair.
wish i had the patience to carry around a tiny cup of tea with me so whenever someone said something really stupid i’d just go

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house